Title: Pizza With Judas
Pairing: House, Wilson - friendship
Length: 1398 words
Spoilers: The season-three Tritter arc, up until Half-Wit.
Author's Note: It's House and Wilson having pizza, with a lot of House pondering at first, until he considers getting back at Wilson for all the crap they went through. It's light, friendshippy, and there's pizza.


Summary: That innocent pizza Wilson suggested that House should have with him? Not as easy as it sounds. House considers, and then pizza is actually had. But House isn't as over with being angry as he seems.

'That,' Wilson decided, 'is creepy. Your intellect moves in mysterious ways.'  )
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TITLE: Legal Advice
PAIRING: House and Stacy.
RATING: PG-13 for language.
SUMMARY: After Tritter takes the deal off the table, House calls a lawyer. But legal advice is the last thing on her mind.
SPOILERS: episode 3.10, Merry Little Christmas, and the season 2 Stacy arc.
DISCLAIMER: Nein. Nyet. Non.

The phone rang six times before someone answered it. “Hello.” She sounded agitated, but at least it was a she that answered the phone and not a he. )
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TITLE: Track You Down
Chapter Two
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: When Cuddy asked House if he was experiencing any side affects from the ketamine treatment, House lied. This is an alternate-universe in which House really feels the repurcussions of being pain-free, and will later parallel the season 3 timeline.
DISCLAIMER: Do not own.
WARNINGS: Spoilers from 2.24 and throughout season three.
NOTE: In this chapter, Wilson keeps House company in his recovery, and House has a blackout and plays Mozart.


Chapter 2 )
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( Feb. 2nd, 2007 09:54 am)
TITLE: Track You Down
Chapter One
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: When Cuddy asked House if he was experiencing any side affects from the ketamine treatment, House lied. This is an alternate-universe in which House really feels the repurcussions of being pain-free, and will later parallel the season 3 timeline.
DISCLAIMER: Do not own.
WARNINGS: Spoilers from 2.24 and throughout season three.
NOTE: In this chapter, Cuddy comes to visit House after he's been shot. Things then start to get weird.


Chapter ONE )
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TITLE: Hiding and Seeking
PAIRING: House/Cuddy, non-sexual.
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 1,663
SUMMARY: House finds Cuddy hiding under her desk. Cuddy has a moment of weakness, and House lets her keep it.
DISCLAIMER: Do not own.
NOTE: Cuddy is such a strong woman, n'est pas? Surely, she has to have a few cracks sometime. Probably tiny little blips that nobody ever sees, usually. Oh, but House, in his undying love for [Cuddy?] anomalies, actually becomes one in Hiding and Seeking. It's what happens when Cuddy's sadness of solitude is disrupted.


'It’s just hormones,' he says quickly, so she will not be able to say anything else, 'needles in the ass making you cranky.' )
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TITLE: 600 Pills
PAIRING: House/Wilson, non-slash
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 2,244
SUMMARY: After the overdose, Wilson is conflicted. He can't let his friend die, but he can't kill his morals either.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine yet.
WARNING:Spoilers for MLC
NOTE: At the end of the episode, I was just stunned that Wilson had left, and even more stunned that Wilson didn't come back. Yes, House was a shit, but I don't think anyone deserves that. So I wrote this to make up for what didn't happen. It deals with Wilson dealing with the fact that House overdosed, because, well, that's pretty serious.

Even on the verge of a breakdown, Wilson was always so considerate. )
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TITLE: How to Succeed in Therapy Without Really Falling
PAIRING: House/Wilson, non-slash
RATING: PG-13 for use of the word "ass."
SUMMARY: The real reason why House refuses to return to physical therapy after only one session.
DISCLAIMER: Not mine yet.
NOTES: Takes place post-infarction and pre-series. Stacy is still around. Much love to [livejournal.com profile] meerkitty868 for beta and suggestions.

HOW TO SUCCEED IN THERAPY WITHOUT REALLY FALLING )
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TITLE: Crazy on a Night Like Tonight
PAIRING:House/Wilson, non-slash
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: A drug overdose; the piano; Wilson trying to handle things. All from the itunes shuffle drabble exercise that everyone and their mom is doing. Except I only did five.
DISCLAIMER: Could it be mine? Nyet.
NOTES: The title comes from the song Mystery, by the Indigo Girls (not Hugh Laurie), because it was the next song on my shuffle, after the drabbles were done.


CRAZY ON A NIGHT LIKE TONIGHT )
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TITLE: One Foot in Front of the Other
PAIRING: Some House/Cuddy, House/Wilson, Cameron, House/Cane
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Four drabbles that have to do with the way House walks, and the way the people around him walk.
WORDS: 100 words each; four of them.
DISCLAIMER: None of it is mine.
NOTES: The title came from the short story Long Walk to Forever by Kurt Vonnegut.


ONE FOOT IN FRONT OF THE OTHER )
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TITLE: Never That Drunk
PAIRING: House/Cuddy
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: After just enough alcohol, Houes and Cuddy spend time together in bed.
WORDS: 695
DISCLAIMER: None of it is mine.
NOTES: Originally written as an idea for smut tuesday, but was not able to be executed until the day after tuesday. So this bypasses the smut, and focuses on the post-smut.



NEVER THAT DRUNK )
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TITLE: Slapped
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship.
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: In which Wilson comes to work with a handprint on his face; House plays the detective once again.
WORDS: 1065
DISCLAIMER: Not mine at all.

SLAPPED )
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TITLE: Tell Me Something
PAIRING: House, some House/Wison. Cuddy, too.
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: House has an accident with the bike. Wilson makes tea; they try to talk.
WORDS: 3049
DISCLAIMER: Not mine at all.



TELL ME SOMETHING )
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TITLE: Novelty
PAIRING: House/Cuddy
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: In college, Lisa Cuddy hangs a white board on her door. This leads to an innocent exchange that might be considered flirting.
WARNING: None. Might be offensive to people who doubt that Cuddy ever went to school, thouugh. But other than that... ;-p
DISCLAIMER: It's not mine, at all.
NOTES: Dedicated to the anonymous few who have fueled my amusement and fascinated with white boards in college dorms, and have provided me with many an amusing note to inspire this fic.


NOVELTY )
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TITLE: Surfacing
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship. Non-slash.
RATING: PG
SUMMERY: House wakes from the coma, and Wilson keeps him company. Sometimes, you just have to realize what you need. Post 'No Reason.'
WARNING: Spoilers for the season 2 finale, NO REASON.
DISCLAIMER: It's not mine, at all.



SURFACING )
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( Oct. 16th, 2006 07:41 pm)
TITLE: Hates
PAIRING: House/Stacy
RATING: PG13
SUMMERY: House is losing Stacy. Based loosely on aftermath of THREE STORIES.


HATES )
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